I Feel So Loved

It has been a while since last post, but not for lack of material. In some ways it was the volume of important topics being mixed in with the banal that caused my absence. I, the slow calculating (but predominantly just slow) analyst, decided to sit on the sidelines a bit. This strategy was pretty much reflected in my investments - my watch list grew long while actual positions (whether actual or planned) were rather lacking. Apparently I missed a mini-rally; but that probably means I also missed the mini-collapse of that mini-rally. Cest la vie.

In the meantime, I find myself becoming more involved in recruitment, both in an official Rockett Bank role, as recruiter/interviewer for the famed Rockett Bank graduate program, and increasingly as an unofficial referee - and a few times, even by people I don't even know. Who knew that simply having a pulse could make you popular.

If market data continue to be convoluted and companies continue to make stupid but rather boring gaffes, then my plan is to do a short blog on each role.

Promoted or escaped?

Contrary to rumours that I enjoy disseminating, if only to see who is stupid enough to believe me, former ANZ Australia* CEO Brian Hartzer did not quit ANZ because they decided to ban access to Twitter (and all other social networking sites). Instead, he is taking up a post as part of the new Redeem Team for Royal Bank of Scotland - where former ANZ Top Teller John MacFarlane sits on the board.

He apparently has been earmarked as a potential heir for RBS head teller Stephen Hester. Stop me if you've heard this story before; after making a perennial outperformer of ANZ Retail, Hartzer was seen by some as the top internal candidate to replace John MacFarlane in 2007. That was until Mike Smith came across from HSBC Hong Kong and promptly filled the executive team with HSBC and Standard Chartered alumni.

So is Hartzer that much of a career masochist that he is willing to be touted "next in line" again, but this time at a bank on life support? What could possibly be so attractive about RBS, a bank so entangled in the financial crisis at multiple points (including UK mortgages and leveraged buyout loans), and likely to be tethered to the UK Government for the foreseeable future? Perhaps it is not the promotion; maybe it's more of an escape pod.

Consider this:
- Smith & Co have publicly stated that Asia is THE endgame for them (more eloquently, of course). That is what they were hired for, and the team's ANZ legacy will be measured solely by the success or failure of achieving "superregional bank" status.
- With a recession in place and unknown timing of recovery, the strong growth in ANZ Australia's retail banking and mortgages arms is likely to stall or decline. As it is, any stability in the retail banking market is heavily underpinned by Federal Government initiatives (deposit guarantees, first home buyer grants, stimulus cash grants). If not for these, retail banks would be competing with mattresses** for deposits.
- SMEs, the other main clientele of ANZ Australia, are likely to suffer the same fate.

If I were in Hartzer's old wingtips, I would be thinking "damn, the wine in this chalice is tasting rather bitter". No growth. Not the main focus of the CEO. And if ANZ's big swing at Asia via RBS's Asia assets*** fails (whether by a failed bid, or it turns out to be a disastrous acquisition), then taking over the wreckage is not an inspiring thought. And those are just the very obvious reasons.

Besides, why pass up a chance to stick it against the guy who got your gig, by having a say at who you end up selling the precious RBS Asia assets to. Twice. The other competing bidders are thought to be HSBC and StanChart.

So on further examination, maybe taking up a post as a civil servant to Her Majesty for now, and positioning oneself to take the reins at the upswing (if it ever returns), is a far better proposition than sticking around at one of the last handful of profitable, AA-rated banks in the world.

Sell high, buy low, right?

* That is, retail and small business banking.
** While crap investments during high inflation periods, mattresses offer fantastic risk-adjusted returns at other times, mainly by not being subject to mark-to-market and bankers' fees.
*** Officially, ANZ is only "considering assets in Asia", but everyone knows who's in the game.

Blurby thing: Rockett Fuel owns ANZ shares, and really should be listening to himself. However, Rockett Fuel is allergic to crystallising losses. By the way, none of this is advice. Invest at your own peril. Mattresses, meanwhile...

Blackmail rules

A bit disappointing to know that someone could fall backwards blindfolded into a toxic mess and come out the winner through corporate blackmail.

Nick "Shaggy" Bolton finally showed the hand we knew he was playing all along. And no, it wasn't his famous "recapitalisation strategy". It was revealed in today's BrisConnections EGM that he was paid $4.5M by Leighton Holdings (the contractor to build, and future equity holder in, BrisConnections) to vote against the resolutions he proposed. As a result, all resolutions that could have resulted in winding up Australia's largest infrastructure project were soundly rejected.

While the outcome was not unexpected (unless you were one of the unitholders who really was hoping for the best, but now find yourself still up for the $1 instalment on your unit worth $0.001), it is rather disheartening for an idealistic capitalist to see that blackmail remains a potent way to derive returns under the guise of shareholder activism.

It would not surprise me to see the other unitholders, without the benefit of 90x return on "investment", agitating for the same payout. Somewhere, lawyers and litigation funders are salivating.

Slow news week

Must be tough for Melbourne journo, Mark Hawthorne, following the BrisConnections story. I mean, how much fun can it be, trying to stay awake while grown men in wigs take turns asking questions of a 26-year old who is clearly in way over his shaggy head.

Seriously, does this guy look like he ever had a "recapitalisation strategy" for a $4B toll road?

I can therefore chalk up last week's piss-poor fact checking effort to glazed eyes (thank you, Google cache). Hawthorne originally reported that ANZ would have a $322M hole in its pocket if BrisConnections' unitholders do not pay up on the $1 instalment, due 29 April. In fact, it has nothing to do with ANZ at all - Macquarie (aka Evil Doughnut Empire) holds this particular baby. Oh and by the way, I like how he said it was ANZ that "issued a clarification" to correct the article - nice way of making it seem like they got it wrong.

"Oh yes, sorry about that last tip, Marky Mark, we've gotten so used to being smack bang in the middle of lost money, we must have thought we were in this one too!"

Given that the deal involves over ten banks and has been public domain since mid-2008, I am puzzled, yet my benevolent side tells me to invoke benefit of the doubt for Marky Mark. Not sure ANZ shareholders would be as forgiving.

Speaking of forgiveness (or not), I don't think I can chalk this one up to boredom resulting in badly written articles being accidentally sent to the print room. I mean firstly, "BrisConn"? Biased much? And secondly, this gem: "for $600 he stands to lose the family home. it's outrageous, almost criminal". Really? Who's the criminal?

*RING RING!!!*

I think it's the Daily Telegraph, Marky Mark, they'd like to know if you could please bump up the reading level of your writing to the Tele's benchmark: that of a 10-year-old.

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Jumping away from journalistic incompetence for a moment. I am compassionate to most people in most circumstances. People are often victim to unforeseeable turns of luck, and lose it all while doing nothing more than providing for their family. Even farmers, clearly playing a mug's game in a continent as dry as Australia, attract my compassion and admiration.

This is NOT one of those cases. It irks me when people, through their own ignorance, arrogance, or both, face to lose the shirts on their backs and then try to plead innocence and how the world should cut them a break. In this case, we have a few unitholders who bought units at $0.001 (not a typo) in the hope of a quick buck, and did not read the prospectus.

There was no misleading management. No wilful misinformation from the broker. There's no pyramid scheme. Brisbane did not suddenly disappear. It's not even a "toxic security" - it's a run-of-the-mill security that just happened to be on a layby program. They just DID NOT READ. And now they owe 2,000 times what they paid, and they want the rest of the unitholders to stop, pity them, and wind up a toll road? How about the other unitholders, who want to hold for the long-term, see the toll road get built, get used, and eventually see a return on their investment?

You clearly don't have a clue what you're doing. So who in their right mind would let you vote on anything?


Disclosure: Rockett Fuel has financial interests in both ANZ and the Evil Doughnut Empire, and tragi-comic interest in BrisConnections. Rockett Fuel also discloses that he believes Brisbane is a hole, and was surprised to learn there are enough cars there to warrant a car park, let alone a toll road. Basically, he only gives a rat's if the toll road got built insofar as it affects his interests in ANZ and EDE.

Rockett Twitter

After doing a little trial of Twitter (using yet another disposable alter ego), I've decided that I used it often enough (and discreetly enough at boring meetings) to warrant using here on Rockett Fuel.

As with my posts, I don't guarantee that my tweets will be as funny, informative, profitable, inspiring nor witty as it seems in my head. But hopefully it means it will be (a) more frequent, and by virtue of "1 million monkeys with keyboards" theory of probability, it may also (b) hit on one of the above desired qualities.

Follow my tweets via the righthand sidebar.

Black Swan

I've been having serious problems with my laptop, and hence unable to write anything. Though it seems to be behaving itself tonight, so let me do a bit of a link dump on some of the more interesting things I've come across during the current phase of the GFC...

BrisConnections
BrisConnections, a consortium tasked with building Brisbane's Airport Link toll road, was politely asked by a significant unitholder to wind itself up (in a thinly veiled attempt by the investor to avoid ponying up the remaining instalments worth $2/unit on securities worth 1/10 of one cent).

The company hit back and says "here's a better idea, how about we wind your sorry ass up".

Quote of the Year (and I know it's early, but this is hard to beat):
"The Goldman Sachs JBWere trader Richard Coppleson has been doing a disappointing impersonation of John Hopoate: inaccurately trying to pick the market's bottom." [link here.]

(For the non-Australians and/or forgetful among you, John Hopoate was a football player who was caught on tape sticking his digits into the backside of unfortunate opponents. We never did figure out why.)

Berkshire Hathaway posts profit declines; Buffett short-term ratings downgraded to "genius" from "demi-god". Long-term ratings remain stable at "unmatchable".

Finally, read "Outliers". And "The Black Swan".

Lawyers

I like lawyers. Most people kindly think of them as a necessary evil, but I think better of them. It probably helps their cause that I have several lawyer friends, and that one day soon, Rockett Girlfriend will be joining their ranks (and thus accelerating my retirement plans... yesssss).

But there are times when you see a glimpse of the seedy underbelly of billable hours, the whoring of legal expertise to the highest bidder, just past the thin veneer of "client relationships" which is nothing but blatant conflicts of interest. Lawyers receive several streams of work from several (and often competing) corporates. In a market that is several notches short of perfect competition (like, oh I don't know, the Australian financial institutions industry), no lawyer can survive by faithfully acting for one player only; they must act for several (and the best ones act for all).

Sure, it is impossible for one lawyer to act for more than one side in one transaction; but there is nothing stopping them from acting for one bank in one transaction, then act against the same bank (but a different division, perhaps) in another transaction. For all the talk of "Chinese walls" and "managing conflicts of interest", is it really possible for a lawyer to disregard the idea that, by negotiating well for one client in one transaction, that he or she might be jeopardising future income from the other side (who is, perhaps, a much better-paying client)?

For the past two months we had been advising one of our debt teams on a leveraged transaction. The borrower is an infrastructure fund, being advised by an investment bank fondly known in the small-pond Aussie industry as "a bunch of douchebags". Said investment bank has a lot of fingers in a lot of pies, which is a lawyer's wet dream because it means a never-ending stream of deals... if you are on their good books.

I was on a conference call last week with two colleagues, discussing and refining the terms and conditions on a draft agreement to line up with our negotiating position. On the other line is our external lawyer, a partner at a top Sydney corporate law firm. The idea was that we would discuss what points we want reflected in the agreement, our lawyer will draft the document as such, then send the document back to the borrower's advisers and lawyers (a different firm - there is at least the appearance of objectivity) so they can tweak it with their negotiation points.

Amongst other points, we were negotiating the definition of "Distributions", which is important because it basically defines how cash can leave the business. In highly leveraged transactions, cash is definitely king. Lenders want it to stay in the business, to support spending, service the debt and generally act as buffer against a downturn. Financial sponsors want it out of the business and into their pockets, because the longer it stays in the business, the greater the risk of losing it, and the lower the IRR on their investment becomes. Typical of highly leveraged transactions is the presence of different tranches of debt; in basic structures, Senior Debt and Subordinated Debt. As the names imply, Senior Debt get priority over the cash flows of the business - its interest and principal get paid first (in return for this relative safety, it charges a lower interest). Subordinated Debt ranks behind Senior in the cash flow priority - in fact, in some cases Sub Debt interest is not paid, it is accumulated instead (oh the boom years, how I miss thy funky structures). In all cases, Sub Debt principal is only paid after Senior Debt principal has been completely paid out.

For some strange reason, the original deal had allowed "Distributions" to include prepayment of principal in Sub Debt... i.e. if the borrower chose to, it could have prepaid Sub Debt principal ahead of Senior Debt (the reasons why this was allowed in the first place is unknown, and for my own sake, I would rather not know). This would be utterly disastrous for Senior Debt, because if things go pear-shaped, there is no cash or Sub Debt to take the first loss. We pick up the conference call at this point:

[Us - Rockett Fuel, CS, BJ] [Lawyer: GR]

Us: "I think we are OK with the rest of the "Distributions" definition, just take out the reference to "principal" in Sub Debt and send it through."

Lawyer: "Really? It doesn't make a difference does it?"

(Quizzical look around the table.)

Us: "Uh... yes it does. We don't want to get paid out after Sub."

Lawyer: "Hang on, let's think this through. I'll tell you what they'll say (NB: "they" being the advisers)... they'll say that a dollar out is a dollar out, no matter if it is paid out as interest, principal, equity dividends or share buybacks. I'm not a banker so maybe I'm missing something, but to me it doesn't seem to make a difference."

(During that little lesson on Capital Structure Theory To Suit You, the mute button was pressed and the phrase "WTF" may or may not have been expressed. We checked to make sure we were, in fact, the ones paying for this billable hour - we were. Un-mute.)

Us: "That is exactly why we don't want Sub principal getting paid out, because we have already allowed them the ability to reduce their capital base by allowing share buybacks."

Lawyer: "OK let's think this through. Let's say you have $20 in earnings and $100 in Sub Debt, and there is $10 of Sub interest due via Distributions. But let's say instead of the company paying $10 out of earnings, it pays it via prepayment of Sub Debt. You still have $110 of capital left over, so on cash basis you are in the same position."

Us: "However we now have only $90 of Sub Debt as buffer, so we have $10 less protection."

Lawyer: "Yes but the same cash went out the door."

(Unknown speaker): "Just delete it, you backstabbing lowlife whore!"

(Pause.)

Lawyer: "OK. By the way, in clause 5 I inserted that you have 2 Business Days to respond to a Clause 5 Notice."

Us: "We didn't ask for that! Why the hell did you do that?"

Lawyer: "Because I know they will ask for it."

I kid you not.

Happy New Year!

2008. The year of unforeseen events.

It was when ten years of karma caught up with the Bear, as a $2 note.

When Iceland became the first handball-playing nation to become insolvent.

A $700 billion bailout plan was approved, to buy new money printing presses.

When US auto executives feared for their lives, riding in the cars they made.

The year when pirates got so rich, they were using media reps.

And the second-greatest scam ever didn't even involve Nigerian spammers (much to their chagrin).

If you have survived all that in 2008, then you have much to be thankful for - most too obvious to notice.

In 2009, please remember to be kind to those less fortunate - yes, even bankers.

I look forward to 2009, watching more dead cats bounce with you.

Thanksgiving

We normally don't celebrate Thanksgiving here in Oz, mainly because there's no major sporting event we can associate with it and use as an excuse to drink while wearing team/national colours. However, I thought I might as well use the occasion to list some of the things I am thankful for... some career-related, others are just good things.

Rockett Fuel is thankful for:
- a family that kept me grounded, despite the potential for dizzying highs and lows of the job;
- Rockett Girlfriend, who put up with all the times I was late, or stood her up, or wanted to vent about some of the idiots I encountered at/through work... for making me feel like I can take on the world... and because we can use words like "equitable", "leverage", "portfolio" and "Quistclose" in normal conversation;
- my team, one of the most respected in the market, who endured my inane questions, took the brunt of some of my most wicked email retorts... who taught me that to be a good banker, you need to have truly independent thinking... but to be a great banker, you need to have the balls to tell those thoughts to your client - even if it means losing the business;
- for the red football in the office... hours of mindless 1am fun;
- friends in other banks and law firms... for remaining rather cheerful despite our situation... for the endless rounds of coffee, lunches, dinners, absinthe on my birthday, and entertaining gossip... and for the rare combination of being smart, well-paid, but not being total douchebags;
- friends who aren't bankers or lawyers... for pretending to be fascinated by what I do, for all the life advice, and for making life more fun;
- the drycleaning lady who had to clean my suit after my birthday party - fantastic job;
- junk food manufacturers, who fuelled many an all-nighter;
- all the finance blogs I follow (dealbreaker.com, longorshortcapital.com amongst others) which are much funnier than this one.

Looking forward to Christmas!

Under A Rock

Well, I semi-deliberately decided in the past few weeks not to blog because (a) there was too much change to adequately process - not that I did much analysis anyway; and (b) I was a lazy so-and-so.

This week I watched the movie "Match Point" on DVD. Why? Because I am a banker, and currently, bankers have no [meaningful] work to do, so we go home and do what normal people have been doing for years. (Some would ask why now, given bankers don't normally have meaningful work anyway, but that's a discussion for another time.)

Play ping pong. Be sexy.

For those who haven't seen it, the opening sequence of this movie starts with a ball hitting the top of the net, deflecting up in slow motion. The voiceover of our protagonist (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers) observes:

"The man who said "I'd rather be lucky than good" saw deeply into life... There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net, and for a split second, it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck, it goes forward, and you win. Or maybe it doesn't, and you lose."

At the moment, that quote just seems so relevant right now. What a different world we would be in had events turned out differently. What would the world have been, had those infamous Hanging Chads of Florida not been so ambiguous?

I've been in a rather introspective mood the past few weeks, mainly because I now have more time than I know what to do with. While I firmly believe that I am in a good place (at least relative to some of my peers, I am sad to say), there is a certain element of luck involved. I could have been toiling away at another job with less intellectual challenge (and commensurately lower pay), had it not been a lucky coincidence that at the same time I resigned, someone else resigned and left the spot which I now currently occupy. Sure, I am now blacklisted by a large multinational bank, but it's just business (right?).

Just my luck as well that the credit crisis struck as I was hitting my stride, translating to thousands of hours of top-notch work, fully rewarded by... keeping my job. But then my luck could have been worse: I could be hearing about my team closing down through gossip from friends. Something I unwittingly unleashed on an acquaintance at a large Euro bank. Oops.

(Dear friend, if by some stroke of terrible luck you are reading this entry, I am so truly sorry and I owe several drinks.)

I am not entirely sure how much longer my too-short stint in the periphery of high finance will last. I would like to think I will find my feet somewhere interesting, ride it out a couple of years, and then see where God decides I can create the least amount of havoc. In the meantime, I WILL try to continue to blog about stuff I find amusing about my little slice of geek heaven (or what's left of it). Who knows, maybe this Obama guy might actually be onto something :)

My Quote of the Week:

"Global Language Monitor, which follows linguistic issues, reports that in the final debate, Mr. Obama spoke at a ninth-grade reading level, while John McCain spoke at a seventh-grade level."

Not sure which is scarier: the fact that Obama thought it necessary to talk down to 9th grade level, or that by talking down to 7th grade level, McCain managed to win 46% of the popular vote.

US Investment Transaction

Making the rounds... (courtesy of several websites)


From: Henry Paulson
Date: 9/23/2008
Subject: Supper secret transaction Need you're help

Bright Greetings Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had a crisis that has caused the need for a large transfer of funds of 700 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with renowned Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive you're information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Wonderful salutations to you cherish friend from Republic of America.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson


BONUS - Aussie market humour (courtesy of the SMH):

Market humour is doing the rounds while the Prime Minister is at the heart of the market chaos. We can see it now. Imagine Kevin Rudd back in New York at the night club Scores.

Imagine him seated in front of stage where a dancer with her back to him appears not to be wearing a top. Rudd, ever the policy junkie and only too aware of the market turmoil, notices the dancer's flimsy underwear, turns to his financial adviser and says: "I think I'm going to put a ban on shorts."

Art of the deal

I like it.

http://www.portfolio.com/slideshows/2008/09/cartoons0912

And then there were two... or is it one

On Monday, after hearing about Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch, I jokingly said to a colleague, "not long now before we only have two banks left: the US Treasury and Goldman Sachs".

Three days later, one of the biggest serendipitous calls of my life may yet come true: bye bye Morgan Stanley.

Speed dating

Wow.

Like the ugly tag-along to make up numbers in a speed dating session, Leh Man gets a "not compatible" vote from not one, but two well-endowed suitors: the Yankee, Bo America, and that uptight Brit, B. Clay. (I use the term 'well-endowed' loosely... if you're desperate, you can't complain.)

Except Leh wasn't even dumped for the hot one... she got dumped for just the second-ugliest girl in the joint, Merrill. To his credit, B. Clay was smart enough to avoid the beer goggles and walk away after the dating agency declined to give a "100% satisfaction or your money back" guarantee.

How long before the market is reduced to just the US Treasury and Goldman Sachs?

Mark To Market Doughnuts

You know that financial writedowns are having real economy effects when you see this...

If you like that, I also have some BBB loans at the same rate...

In other news, self-fulfilling prophecy #2... Lehman Brothers. Hedge Funds 2, Investment Banks 2,598,451 (counting impact of IB-created structured securities).

FM and FM now BFF with US TSY

Just a short one tonight.

The big news, of course, is that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the two mortgage giants that underpin the US mortgage market, will be placed into conservatorship by the US Government in further attempts to stabilise the housing market and the financial system.

Markets around the world rallied on the news, with financial stocks (unsurprisingly) taking a large slice of the gains. But here's my question (and this is something I'd be happy to have explained to me): given that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac had been treated like quasi-government agencies to begin with, what actual advantage does placing it into conservatorship actually create? Had this not happened, the US Government would still have had to bail out the twin entities one way or another, to prop up the mortgage market and ensure that the MBSs issued by the banks have a buyer.

One can argue that, by turning the implied government guarantee explicit, declines in mark-to-market valuations of mortgage securities will slow or even reverse - thus providing impetus for market recovery. However, I see this as merely a short-term impact. The root cause, the cycle of housing downturns resulting in defaults and negative equity, has not really been resolved. Let's say this action results in some settling in the market, translating in easing of credit spreads above Treasury rates. This leads to some easing in the debt service costs of home mortgages. This is great news! Unless, of course, you are a subprime borrower - you are still shut out of the market. At its peak, subprime accounted for ~20% of home loans... taking out that much money from the system is not something you recover easily from just by lowering the cost of borrowing by a few part of 1%.

The real positive impact (and it has to benefit SOMEONE, since it's not immediately clear that taxpayers/homeowners will) may actually be that this process essentially turns corporate debt issued by Fannie and Freddie into government debt issued by the US Treasury... which is fantastic if you are a central bank or superannuation fund who invested in Fannie/Freddie bonds. I mean, US Treasury bonds, backed by a government with ballooning deficits and supported by a slowing economy, are the best proxy for risk-free assets, right?

Having said that, the greatest investor of our time disagrees with me, and he's had more time to think it over, so I may just be having a cynical moment.

UPDATE: Link to an article from the legendary Roger Lowenstein. Next up, let's play a game of "What Disaster Will Today's Morally Hazardous Actions Lead To?". At current pace, the next one should only be five years away.

Rockett Trails

Thought I might do this before I go home, since I do need to sleep once in a while...

- Bankers snubbed. But then, if there are no bankers, who are they going to screw to finance their latest silly "creative outburst"? With trust funds at all-time lows due to the current market crisis and Mummy and Daddy going on long, expensive SKI (spending kids' inheritance) trips, I foresee a long-term decline in clubby clubs, and the eventual lifting of banker bans.

- Research to prove what I had always known. Now that we have proof that the optimal genetic portfolio must contain proportions of both Black and White, I contend that even better genetic portfolio returns are achievable by having an Asian exposure in the genetic portfolio. I contend further that, with the right SPV structures, one can create super-returns through Mixed-squared portfolios. Sample portfolio shown below*:

* Past portfolio performance does not guarantee similar future performance. Please consult your adviser before investing.

(We like balanced growth portfolios here in Rockett Fuel.)

Why I should be paid more

My employer suffered a 19% share price slump in the three weeks I was on leave.

Fancy that

I've revamped my links using Google's/Blogger's new features.  I think it's kind of cool - also makes it easier to fish for blogging ideas.  Except I'd really prefer to have "Business only" Reuters newsfeeds.  If you know of any other blogs, news sites, and websites worth looking at, let me know!

Bankers vs Management Consultants

Another article to fan the flames of war between Bankers and Management Consultants (needs subscription to McKinsey Quarterly).  According to the article:

"A shortage of strong internal candidates for critical positions will force European banks to overhaul their talent-management efforts in order to stay competitive and ensure strong growth."

Bankers will point out that this article (a) is stating the bleeding obvious, and (b) simply contributes to the already-low employee morale by vaguely referring to some of them as 'second-tier talent'.

Consultants will point out that (a) hey, they're just telling everyone what bank executives told them, and (b) they added value by stating the bleeding obvious in prettier pictures.

LINK DUMP!!

CBA looking to acquire Australian arm of ABN AMRO.  From what I've seen for some time now, CBA has been a relatively distant thought in the corporate finance arena (with possible exceptions in project finance and equity sales), while competitors NAB, ANZ and Westpac have been relatively known quantities due to broader and more aggressive offerings.  This, along with the Westpac/St George merger (which is still unfinished, by the way) will tilt the game somewhat.

A new race for the North Pole is born.  Polar bears ponder shaving and migrating to more tropical regions.

Nick Moore at MQG must have put on a great song-and-dance number to get the 12% one-day bump up yesterday.  Disclosure 1: Rockett Fuel has MQG shares.

Via Dealbreaker: amusing job ad.  Even more amusing are the commenters all trying to out-geek and out-quant each other over a simple "heads or tails" exercise, while simultaneously failing in basic counting when trying to respond to each other. 

Will be back in Sydney by this time next week...