Speed dating

Wow.

Like the ugly tag-along to make up numbers in a speed dating session, Leh Man gets a "not compatible" vote from not one, but two well-endowed suitors: the Yankee, Bo America, and that uptight Brit, B. Clay. (I use the term 'well-endowed' loosely... if you're desperate, you can't complain.)

Except Leh wasn't even dumped for the hot one... she got dumped for just the second-ugliest girl in the joint, Merrill. To his credit, B. Clay was smart enough to avoid the beer goggles and walk away after the dating agency declined to give a "100% satisfaction or your money back" guarantee.

How long before the market is reduced to just the US Treasury and Goldman Sachs?