When we're not busy...

#1
CS: "Hey Rockett, I can't find the executed documents in Debtdomain."
Me: "Why would they be there?"
CS: "Didn't you say it was on Debtdomain?"
Me: "Mate we're using Intralinks for this deal, why would I say that?"
CS: "Hmmm OK that makes sense now."

#2
BV: "What's the deal with your hair?"

#3
Source unknown: "Credit can wait, Days Of Our Lives is on."

#4
CS (talking about deal teams): "ST, you and I are 0-for-10. Rockett and I are 1-for-1. This is the dream team right here."

#5
BD: "Rockett how much debt do you think we can stuff into this?"
Me: "Depends - is their EBITDA $30M or $120M?"
(Nervous laughter at the thought of another nightmare deal.)

#6
Multiple sources and in various permutations: "So when are we doing the due diligence and management meeting for Perisher Blue? I hear the snow's good this season."

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