Conference, Day One

I got back from the team offsite conference just a few hours ago. It was interesting finally getting to meet the rest of the team in Melbourne and New Zealand, as well as a lot of other people from other units (Credit, Syndications etc) who I have spoken to on the phone regularly but haven't properly met face-to-face.

The two-day conference went well enough. The first day was essentially the "team building" day and the second was the "strategy" day. Some observations which I thought were relevant or amusing:

Double Agent
With the right type of information and appealing incentives, mistrust and accusations skyrocket at the slightest hint of unexpected behaviour. The "right type of information", of course, being a lie.

Weak Links
Team-building activities tend to have the ironic effect of revealing that, as much as we like to think that we work best as coordinated teams, we can actually derive just as much value by being a loose collaboration of individual performers.

Too many cooks
Having two Global Heads, plus a known extrovert, in your corporate games team is a surefire way to see a leadership struggle unfold.

Does this mean anything Part I
I was in the same team as the Global Kahuna of Leveraged Finance, and the Global Head of Syndications. In the first game we played, they both participated, and we lost. In the second game we played, we were running behind halfway through the game; but then both Global Heads left during the game to take phone calls. The team (sans Heads) managed to catch up and almost steal the second game.

Does this mean anything Part II
There were six games played all up. We won two games: one involved throwing bags at numbers, the other involved finding and touching scattered numbered cards in ascending order. In classic Rockett Fuel geekdom-inspired dry humour, I went up to the Global Kahuna after winning the last game and deadpanned: "So we can win games that involve numbers." It was the first time he laughed during the games.

I overheard him repeating my lame joke at the bar later that night.

Unsure if this is a compliment or a hex
Global Kahuna talking to Director, No Credit: "There's two really hard workers in our team; Rockett Fuel is one of them."

On that note, I will keep my mobile turned off during my London holidays.

Serendipity?
My new line manager (after my previous one left to join the Dark Side), on me securing a seat at the geek table that just happened to have all the bigwigs in it: "Nice work getting into the head table."

Not that I planned it; when I walked into the dining room, I was just thinking "crap, I forgot my glasses. Now I have to sit at the front".

The relatively more informative Day Two commentary will be posted later.