Soc-ked In

Wow. Societe Generale just lost 4.9B euro in what looks like a fraudulent job by a junior trader. In today's hyper-automated trading desks, VaR, and layers upon layers of compliance measures, I thought maybe you could get away with a couple of hundred million, at most, before you (a) get caught, (b) reach a safe haven island, or (c) kill yourself.

Crap job by SocGen. All those millions of euros spent on risk management and compliance, and you couldn't stop a noob trader trading some vanilla futures. You might as well just have given him a nice big vault full of cash, you would have lost less money.

And while it is very very wrong and illegal and should not be done by anyone under any circumstances, kudos to the junior trader. (Hey, it's Biblical so it's OK.) You give hope to many subpar traders the world over that if they dream it, it will happen. May you receive a lucrative book/movie deal out of this. Might be the next Liar's Poker. Or not.